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Donald Trump as the Seven Dwarfs

Sleepy? Yup. Grumpy? Definitely. Yup, even Bashful. Here’s how President Trump's speaking style emulates the seven dwarfs.

Trump's Rhetoric as the Seven Dwarfs

President Trump’s inconsistent rhetorical style can best be described using the 7 Dwarfs (of Snow White fame):

Sleepy - Wilbur Ross appeared to fall asleep during Trump’s speech before the United Nations’ General Assembly on Tuesday. Footage showed Ross with his eyes closed as Trump spoke for as long as 15 minutes. When his eyes did open, he looked groggy.

Dopey - President Trump truly, ardently doesn’t like windmills. Except the president’s persistent nemesis is inanimate. Typically, he makes them against “windmills,” a word that refers to old-fashioned structures used for pumping water or grinding grain into flour, while actually meaning “wind turbines,” used today for electricity.

Bashful - The U.S. President explained the truth behind an apparent frosty first meeting with Mrs Merkel in the White House, when it appeared the pair refused to shake hands. The two leaders appeared before the cameras in July after holding a bilateral meeting in the Oval Office where they talked about strengthening Nato, fighting ISIS and resolving Ukraine’s conflict with Russia.

Sneezy - President Donald Trump is such a germaphobe that he asks visitors to the Oval Office to wash their hands before entering the room and will "scowl" at staff for coughing or sneezing in his presence, according to a report from Politico.

Grumpy - President Donald Trump tussled with CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta, calling him a "rude, terrible person" after he asked about special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation during a volatile news conference at the White House. As Acosta attempted to ask follow-up questions about whether Trump was concerned about more indictments from Mueller, a White House staffer attempted to pull the microphone away from him.

Happy - When President Trump welcomed President Emmanuel Macron of France to the White House for a first official state visit of the Trump administration, their body language went beyond the usual respectful handshakes of two world leaders meeting for high-level talks and bordered on the intimate.

Doc - President Donald Trump's campaign speech ahead of the midterm election was interrupted for nearly 10 minutes after a woman collapsed and was later wheeled out of the Show Me Center in Cape Girardeau, Missouri, on a stretcher. Some people in the audience broke the silence by intermittently shouting their approval of Trump, insulting CNN, singing "Amazing Grace," and saying the Lord's Prayer.

Brut.

09/29/2019 1:58 PM
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98 comments

  • Thomas C.
    10/30/2019 12:49

    Trump 2020!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • Mario E.
    10/30/2019 01:30

    What of ignorant guy never went to school

  • Bradley H.
    10/29/2019 23:11

    Could care less about the memes. Let's see your memes after he's reelected.

  • Travis B.
    10/29/2019 14:17

    GO TRUMP

  • Tim S.
    10/29/2019 11:56

    Socialist weirdos

  • Jim M.
    10/28/2019 21:47

    What an idiot... The turd has sunk!!!

  • Walter L.
    10/28/2019 21:01

    If that's the best you got it means it's been a good year for Trump. I mean, Obama or Biden could give us more bloopers in one day than what you have collected of Trump in three years.

  • Joey S.
    10/28/2019 17:12

    Isn't brut in the cheap aisle at Wal-Mart??? 😂😂😂😂😂 below Old Spice...

  • Lawrence E.
    10/28/2019 11:08

    This idiot said he wants to build a wall on the border of Colorado...the genius

  • Lawrence E.
    10/28/2019 11:06

    That boy high foh

  • Jeremy E.
    10/28/2019 04:25

    Viva trump 2020

  • Sondra S.
    10/28/2019 02:26

    The dwarves are harmless. DT is not.

  • Arnold J.
    10/28/2019 00:24

    BS!

  • Walter M.
    10/27/2019 01:09

    TRUMP2020☝🇺🇸

  • Christopher T.
    10/26/2019 20:37

    This describes every politician ever. If you think your candidate is the exception, you’re in denial.

  • Ansel N.
    10/26/2019 12:03

    https://media1.tenor.com/images/83c2c9d00c96a875b9d5ed450923d3eb/tenor.gif?itemid=11168577

  • Wanda S.
    10/26/2019 11:00

    Good man.God.bless our President and his special family.God bless this country and all Americans.

  • Joey S.
    10/26/2019 01:25

    Yeah, you fcktards would rather have a Socialist State. Trump has more humor than all your hateful, P.O.S. candidates combined.

  • Danny D.
    10/25/2019 22:02

    You lefties crack me up

  • Aaron Y.
    10/25/2019 17:04

    Funny how people that will never come 1/1024th a percent close to what this man has done feel they have a leg to stand on to criticize him.