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World leaders all tout their own Coronavirus experts

Coronavirus: the U.S. has the best specialists in the world. So does the rest of the world.

The best place to be is right where you are

Leaders across the industrialized world and their staff draw from a time-tested and traditional playbook to quell fears and avoid panic: ‘You should feel lucky and privileged to live in a country that is more well-equipped than any other to deal with whatever it is that is troubling everyone at the moment. Remain here if you know what’s good for you.’ Indeed the most crucially fundamental piece of any nation is people who want to be a part of it.

Trump predictably uses the most superlatives while keeping the subjects as generic as possible

“We have the best economy, the most advanced healthcare, and the most talented doctors, scientists, and researchers anywhere in the world.” Taking that at face value, it seems Trump should have listened to some of those scientists a month ago.

Macron uses greater detail

“In France, we have the best virologists, the best epidemiologists, specialists of great renown.” The specificity when discussing his country’s experts exudes a knowledge and preparedness that can speak volumes.

Trudeau perfectly displays that Canadian modesty

“Canada is among the best-prepared countries in the world to respond to the situation we're facing.” Nobody can seriously dispute that point, and his words are more than sufficient for the average rational Canadian.

Morrisson shows some Trump

“But looking to the future, and using the best minds we have available in this area — and they're the best in the world.” Things started down a path of confident realism until the leader realized he may want to add just a dash of patronizing rhetoric to the sound bite.

Brut.

03/13/2020 7:57 PMupdated: 03/13/2020 8:02 PM

21 comments

  • Diana P.
    7 days

    Dumbfuck

  • Richard J.
    03/21/2020 21:09

    ISIS is going to have the vaccine

  • Kevyn Y.
    03/20/2020 03:20

    U are also the most delusional

  • Linda H.
    03/19/2020 18:03

    Shut him up,

  • Monique-francoise J.
    03/19/2020 14:56

    wat moet ik geloven

  • Harkirat S.
    03/19/2020 00:10

    exceso de seguridad

  • Ross A.
    03/18/2020 11:37

    All the best in the world, but china wons they found the vaccine

  • Aynur S.
    03/18/2020 08:37

    They are killer.

  • Tony H.
    03/18/2020 05:15

    All have the best and can’t contain a virus and they blame bats 👍👍👍

  • Manoj P.
    03/17/2020 03:54

    We have worst things but still surviving god is with us 😂

  • Charles N.
    03/16/2020 18:20

    Can't say same about politicians

  • Imran K.
    03/16/2020 16:23

    America has the best president ever💩💩💩

  • Templeton B.
    03/16/2020 16:14

    Difference being Canada says "among the best", which shows more humility and accuracy than saying "the best"

  • Hafeez K.
    03/16/2020 15:51

    Here In Pakistan we have Best Analysts and anchors

  • Shakil M.
    03/16/2020 15:34

    we've best talkatives here in Bangladesh

  • Sérgio B.
    03/16/2020 15:32

    Faqing Macron ruining it for Trump, Trump doesn't know what a virologist or a epidemiologist is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Asad R.
    03/16/2020 15:18

    They are from india and Pakistan mainly

  • Tina O.
    03/16/2020 15:18

    Well whoever comes up with the vaccine can do the bragging.

  • Doroteja H.
    03/16/2020 15:17

    ocito najbolji u Mne

  • Ehsan K.
    03/16/2020 15:15

    Hier you go, it happens to be Germany 💪hast the best Scientists in the world