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World leaders all tout their own Coronavirus experts

Coronavirus: the U.S. has the best specialists in the world. So does the rest of the world. (via Brut News)

The best place to be is right where you are

Leaders across the industrialized world and their staff draw from a time-tested and traditional playbook to quell fears and avoid panic: ‘You should feel lucky and privileged to live in a country that is more well-equipped than any other to deal with whatever it is that is troubling everyone at the moment. Remain here if you know what’s good for you.’ Indeed the most crucially fundamental piece of any nation is people who want to be a part of it.

Trump predictably uses the most superlatives while keeping the subjects as generic as possible

“We have the best economy, the most advanced healthcare, and the most talented doctors, scientists, and researchers anywhere in the world.” Taking that at face value, it seems Trump should have listened to some of those scientists a month ago.

Macron uses greater detail

“In France, we have the best virologists, the best epidemiologists, specialists of great renown.” The specificity when discussing his country’s experts exudes a knowledge and preparedness that can speak volumes.

Trudeau perfectly displays that Canadian modesty

“Canada is among the best-prepared countries in the world to respond to the situation we're facing.” Nobody can seriously dispute that point, and his words are more than sufficient for the average rational Canadian.

Morrisson shows some Trump

“But looking to the future, and using the best minds we have available in this area — and they're the best in the world.” Things started down a path of confident realism until the leader realized he may want to add just a dash of patronizing rhetoric to the sound bite.

Brut.

03/13/2020 7:57 PMupdated: 03/13/2020 8:02 PM

85 comments

  • Ivan N.
    04/18/2020 19:08

    How can it be if you all the best in the world that all others that come in second or third or last dozen much better than you do wake up

  • Chincisan M.
    04/11/2020 14:32

    Yeah...sure 😊😊😊

  • Charlie R.
    04/10/2020 11:01

    We are a people of immediate gratification through consumerism. Our leaders re also into immediate monetary gains and cut and forgo long term planning for our peoples safty.

  • Robert M.
    03/29/2020 14:46

    lies

  • Mike H.
    03/28/2020 23:22

    And the biggest Pos around.

  • Diana P.
    03/27/2020 03:51

    Dumbfuck

  • Wendy J.
    03/24/2020 11:31

    US the best in the world? Ya 20,30 years ago...

  • Richard J.
    03/21/2020 21:09

    ISIS is going to have the vaccine

  • Kevyn Y.
    03/20/2020 03:20

    U are also the most delusional

  • Linda H.
    03/19/2020 18:03

    Shut him up,

  • Monique-francoise J.
    03/19/2020 14:56

    wat moet ik geloven

  • Singh S.
    03/19/2020 00:10

    exceso de seguridad

  • Ross A.
    03/18/2020 11:37

    All the best in the world, but china wons they found the vaccine

  • Tomy H.
    03/18/2020 05:15

    All have the best and can’t contain a virus and they blame bats 👍👍👍

  • Grazyna S.
    03/17/2020 19:17

    Witam ! Czeka nas bardzo ciężki okres :) Good Night !

  • William M.
    03/17/2020 18:49

    My dogs bigger than your dog, my dogs stronger ...🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼

  • Blu B.
    03/17/2020 14:24

    Best in the world?haaa..come on if they have the best speacialist in the world,how come they still cant deal the biggest problem that happen right now????

  • Manoj P.
    03/17/2020 03:54

    We have worst things but still surviving god is with us 😂

  • Karen B.
    03/16/2020 19:51

    None of them 🤪

  • Charles N.
    03/16/2020 18:20

    Can't say same about politicians

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